I wanted to tell you how you are beginning to be the one I can talk to. I don’t...– Sylvia Plath (via aellynne)
twocodependentbrothers: mistercoventry: *walks into a strip club and slaps a $1 bill on the table* Yes, hello, I’d like one sex please.
How to Ask Someone Out
Step 1: Bump into the person you fancy. Then drop your belongings and yell "YOU WANNA GO?!"
Step 2: Continuing yelling until the other person responds to something similar to "THEN LETS GO"
Step 3: Lightly push each other around a bit. **This fighting also give you the tiny opportunity to touch their chest**
Step 4: Yell "YOU WANNA GO-" then get down on one knee, hold their hand and end with "OUT?!"
Step 5: Success! If this doesn't succeed, honey they are not worth it